Colby Armstrong in a staring contest… with himself.
(Source: milan-lushit)
Posted 1 hour ago
THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
love how we all know what duckling this was referring to
Posted 1 hour ago
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
i’d lose him
Posted 1 hour ago
are you kidding me, people are setting off fireworks by my house because of this game
its for victoria day weekend…
yeah i’m 300% sure 6 drunk guys in sens jersey chanting “ALFIE ALFIE ALFIE” and “BECAUSE ITS THE CUP” arent celebrating queen victorias birthday
Posted 1 hour ago
an open letter to yahoo
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
Posted 1 hour ago
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago
excuse me while i go die
in a hole
that my hockey team is digging for me
Posted 2 hours ago
If you can’t handle me at my Fleury 2013, you don’t deserve me at my Fleury 2009.
Posted 2 hours ago
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISHDAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS
I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS
BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY
YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’
RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’
DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’
WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY?
HEY I JUST KILLED YOU,
I’M FUCKING CRAZY
BUT THEYLL NEVER FIND YOU
SO ROT THERE MAYBE
Posted 2 hours ago
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
Posted 2 hours ago
I wouldn’t get Sid’s name tatted on me even if you paid me a metric ass ton of money.
That font is ugly AF.
Posted 2 hours ago
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
(Source: temp0es)
Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago
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